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Post 3: Logging On

Logging on was a little like going to pub, but instead of furtively glancing at who is sitting at the bar, I could stare blatantly. I could squint and frown as I tried to make out the details in their chosen images. I could laugh out loud or sigh with woe at the guys who clearly held their mobile phones or digital cameras in front of them to capture each of their three chins. I wondered why they decided to offer up probably their most unflattering poses for all to see. After all, these online meeting sites are public bulletin boards, places for advertising, for attracting attention to oneself, not fending it off.


It seemed that all the men that lived within reach of that small country village, where I had listed my abode, had sniffed out my profile and made contact. Smiles at this stage, but nevertheless, it seemed that the new girl in town had all the locals talking. I read the first smiling man’s profile and thought about my options. I could send a smile back or a ‘no thanks’. He was looking for a ‘loving person interested in a permanent long-term relationship’. I had explicitly written that I was looking for an email buddy, someone to chat with. Somehow I think he overlooked that critical piece of information. It took a fraction of a second to decide that smiling back was not going to happen, but somehow I did not seem to have the heart to send a ‘no thanks’. It just seemed too harsh so instead I decided to allow his cyber-smile to just drift out there with all the other unanswered emails and unread websites that float around in cyberspace. I did that same with the next one and the next and the next and the next…
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Post 2: The Details

My Profile as seen by the ‘millions’ of members of the website!
Code Name: Being Home
Age: 38
Hair colour: Blonde
Eye colour: Blue
Height: 170cm
Body type: About average (read: within the healthy weight range but if you are looking for a skinny Minnie it is not me!)
Relationship status: Single
Have kids: Yes
Want kids: Maybe (read: probably not!)
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Faith: No answer (read: faith is not something I want to describe in one word.)
Smoke: Non-smoker (read: hate it, cannot stand it, do not want to be near a smoker!)

Drink: Light/social drinker (read: I am a single mother, so I wish I could drink as often as a light/social drinker!)
Interests: Books/reading, cooking, dining out, arts/crafts, movies/cinema, museums/galleries, politics, travel/sightseeing, wine tasting, photography, literature/history (read: I am a pretty well-rounded person interested in lots of stuff!)
Education: Graduate/Masters, many times over (read: I am pretty smart!)
Occupation: Education/Science (this barely explains the truth but it will do!)
Income: No comment (read: as if I am going to list this on a website!)
Languages: English/another language from a country on the fringe of Europe
Politics: No answer (read: again, not something I want to list on this website!)
Pets: No answer (read: cannot really be bothered with pets, cat and dog fur drives me insane, especially on my clothes and on the furniture)

About you:
Hair: Any (read: I really am not bothered)
Eyes: Any (read: ditto)
Height: 175cm-195cm (read: I would prefer it if you were taller than me!)
Body type: About average (read: not too skinny, not too fat...as I am not a lean, mean toned machine I could hardly expect that you would be, although it seems that some men still think it is entirely reasonable to weigh significantly outside the healthy weight range and want their partners to be slight, light yet big-busted virtual women!)
Language: English
Ethnicity: Any (read: I really am not too bothered)
Faith: Any (read very carefully: if I am not fussed about your faith, then you can assume I am not too religious, so would find it challenging if you were!)
Education: Sorry, you have to have graduated beyond high school or had some pretty amazing life experiences
Job: Just about anything I suppose but within context, although if you are stocking shelves in the local supermarket, we might struggle a little!
Smoke: Non-smoker
Drink: Light/social drinker
Relationships: Single, widow, divorced (read: if you are still involved or just separated from a long relationship/marriage, I am not the woman for you!)
Have kids: Any
Want kids: Maybe/no (read: I am probably willing to consider having a another child…soon given my age, but would prefer not to!)
Turn-offs: Body piercings, long hair, skinny-dipping, tattoos, thrill seeker (read: I really am a bit conservative in some ways!)

So with my details posted, scantily brief in detail, I sat back and flicked through the files. Without joining the club properly I could view all on offer, read their details, and send a ‘smile’ to those I thought were okay. One click and they would receive a message telling them that I was interested. Without joining the club properly recipients of my smiles could either send one back or an ‘I’m not interested’ message. I could also receive messages from the server saying that someone had written an email to me but I could not read it. I suppose this was meant to tease me, to goad me into paying over a membership fee.

Full membership would let me send and read received emails, to view those who have viewed me, to view smiles and emails and a host of other match-finding aids. I opted not to take up full membership, instead I was happy to click through, to read what my potential dinner dates had to write. I just wanted to stick my big toe in at this point. I had some time, probably anywhere between 3-6 months to line up those dinner dates.

Places, names and profiles have been changed to protect the innocent…and the guilty.
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Post 1: The decision to dabble

Everybody, or single everybodies, seem to be into online chatting or dating. I have several sets of friends who met online and have been together or married for years. Others seem to work through a serious of shorter relationships, the supply of rebound guys or girls seemingly unending. With the busy lives we lead, I can understand the attraction of joining one of the host of people-connecting services out in cyberspace.

With plans to move back to South Australia, probably Adelaide, and being a busy single mum thrown into the mix, I decided to google the options. Fortunately most of the sites let you peruse the potential before officially signing on. I decided on one, the pages looked manageable and the talent looked interesting. The only niggle was the website’s banner that mentioned something about being determined to succeed in ‘love’ or some such phrase. I was not out to find my ‘soul mate’, I just wanted some proper adult email conversation that might lead to a good dinner when I got back to the big island. Well, perhaps not one dinner, but a week of dinners, seven nights back-to-back, with seven different dates. I laid myself the challenge.

Now here is the thing, whilst my heart might have moved back, my body was still a good 24-hour plane ride away, so where would I say my location was? I left Australia over 10 years ago and had lived in or on the fringes of Europe since then. I was living between 2 busy cities, working in both, and providing my 3-year old daughter with a stimulating but at times confusing life. Hence the return to the place that I had always referred to as ‘home’.

A second decision was whether I would pinpoint Adelaide or the small country village less than an hour away where I had purchased a property. I opted for the latter. The big decisions made I worked on the rest of the profile that punters would see (coming in next post).

Places, names and profiles have been changed to protect the innocent…and the guilty.
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